Hello my dearest Martha,
i am in reciept of your mail and i will want you to follow my
instructions carefully to enable you fill the form required in setting
up the account needed for us to effect the transfer.
when you punch www.alptrust.com,you will see the home page.you will now
have to click on “opening instant account”,you will see account opening
form.you will have to fill the form as it is there and when you get to
type of account you want to open,leave it as you see it.when this is
done you can now go ahead to submit the form.
i believe you will definetely hear from the bank when this is done.take
care sweetie pie get back to you asap.
your darling Michael Thomas esq.
Hello my darling Martha,
i haven’t heard from you and my heart aches when i don’t get to see
your sweet mails.how is Kuma?well i have everything now in place to
round off this transfer and the only problem we are currently facing is
to setup the account needed to effect the transfer.
What is your present situation,did you follow my instructions as i
outlined it for you?have you filled out the form?if yes,has the bank
please get back to your dearie so i can have cause to smile again.i
miss you so much.
Your darling Michael Thomas esq.
Hello my darling Martha,
First I sincerely want to apologize for the condition of my mail box,
infact I have decided that all further correspondence between the two
of us should done with this new email address, I can guarantee that I
will recieve any email you send to me and I will respond immediately,
you can be rest assured.
My dearie,if you have sent me any mail to the previous box after August
1 then i can assure that it wasn;t recieved by me.
Honey was going on with the account you are suppose to open,has it been
open? How is Kuma,hope he is doing good.i just bought a puppy dubberman
today and its so beautiful.
my dearie,lets get to business so we can be true in the next couple of
days.kisses and hugs to you.
Your Darling Michael Thomas esq
Hello my wonderful God given Gum Drop,
Oh Phooey! Another delay all because of an email screw up…no fault of
yours my cute little dicky-do. I do look forward to your sweet, kind,
love filled emails my darling.
Thank you so much for thinking of my beloved Kuma. And hey, how about
you getting a Dubberman puppy! I’ve always loved Dubberman’s. I’ll bet
Kuma and little Dubberman would get along splendidly. Let’s do a
foursome. How about If I book a tea time at the L.A. Country Club?
Below is the email I sent to your old address yesterday. Please write
back soon so that we may proceed with all these good adventures we have
planned. You still make me tingle down to my toeses and places in the
middle. Giggle, giggle.
Here’s yesterdays email:
Hello my Sugar Plum Fairy,
Oh Michale I do enjoy receiving your kind sweet notes. They remind me
so of those early days of puppy love. I tingle when ever I think of you
– you big Kryptonite hunk.
I was so tired yesterday after getting my tummy tuck and (tushie rub
that I neglected to mention) that the thought of filling out a form was
just too much. Kind of like doing taxes or filling out ax-murder
investigation forms that the Beverly Hills law enforcement officials require of
us elderly females here on the hill.
Ever since that awful Bobbit woman cut off her husbands you-know-what
everyone’s watching us carefully and inventorying our knifes. Anyway,
enough of that and back to us.
I was going to apply to the bank today but I suddenly remembered that
you never responded to my request to increase my percentage to 40% If
you love me like I love you my dipsey-do you’ll be happy to make me
Good night my mighty warrior. Off to riches!
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