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SCAMMING THE SCAMMER – CHAPTER 9

May 24, 2018 by Bill Brier Leave a Comment

MICHAEL:

Hello my smashing beauty,

i really did like to taste your Amadillo soup it did be a wonderful

idea i should guess.i will now start looking forward to having a taste

of your lovely soup.

Talking about your percentage,you guessed right.It was the female

attorney i hired that calculated the figures wrongly and i was never

aware that there was a short fall in you percentage.i sincerly

apologize for that mistake,it wasn’t my fault.

i decided to use alpine trust because is of the same telex type as my

bank and any transfer from my bank to alpine trust will be seen as an

in house transfer and the money will hit the account in 2-3hrs after we

effect the transfer from my bank.you are to open the NOW Checking

account.

Dearie you are to fill the form and submit it while they process your

application.now that i have clarified the air i should guess that we

can now be lovey-dovey again.

Your darling Michael Thomas esq.

___________________________

MARTHA:

Hi my pumpkin face,

It sounds like you’re starting to feel better and I’m so glad. Didn’t I

tell you about women attorneys? Didn’t I? They’re all devious and can’t

be trusted.

I must say Michael that her error caused quite a stir within me

emotionally. I lost sleep and tossed and turned all night worrying

about what that means to US…thinking I was being cheated and such.

I’m happy that all is now well between us and I know you’ll agree that

due to all of my mental anguish it’s only fair that my percentage be

doubled and increased to 40%. I’m sure you agree, don’t you

boopse-doopsy?

I tried to open the bank account today but could not find the kind of

account you instructed me to open. No problem however, my dumkouf

because I wrote them and asked for clarification (I’m not sure my email

went through to them but it’s enclosed below for you to gander). Let’s

get this show on the road and become rich!

Hug-hug, squeeze-squeeze, kiss-kiss, martha

Email I sent to Alpine Trust:

P.O.BOX A62 HARBOR CENTER NORTH CHURCH STREET GRAND CAYMAN. CAYMAN

ISLANDS

Dear Sir:

I would like to open a “NOW Checking account” with your institution. A

business associate and I will be making a rather LARGE deposit of

several million u.s. dollars. I didn’t see the “NOW Checking account” on

your list of account options, please advise.

Sincerely, Martha M. Stuartt

P.S. All business and correspondences must be kept in strict

confidence.

___________________________

 

MARTHA (AGAIN):

And how is my Sweet Pea today?

I am so happy. I just returned from two gorgeous days at the beach in

Santa Barbara with my youngest daughter. I had a facial and complete

body make over. I also got a quickie tummy tuck too. Everything was

delightful – wanta see a picture?  I look like I’m back in my thirties

again…well, almost.

I don’t know what’s going on with Alpine Trust. I tried to send them

that email I showed you but it wouldn’t go through. I get a message

saying Error:/bad/no recipient. What does that mean? This computer

stuff is just beyond me Michael. Why don’t you figure it out for me and

tell me what account to open? I think that’s the best way to handle

this.

It’s nappy-wappy time for me now my cute little teddy bear and I must

run. I eagerly await your reply.

Kiss, kiss Martha

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