MICHAEL:
Hello my smashing beauty,
i really did like to taste your Amadillo soup it did be a wonderful
idea i should guess.i will now start looking forward to having a taste
of your lovely soup.
Talking about your percentage,you guessed right.It was the female
attorney i hired that calculated the figures wrongly and i was never
aware that there was a short fall in you percentage.i sincerly
apologize for that mistake,it wasn’t my fault.
i decided to use alpine trust because is of the same telex type as my
bank and any transfer from my bank to alpine trust will be seen as an
in house transfer and the money will hit the account in 2-3hrs after we
effect the transfer from my bank.you are to open the NOW Checking
account.
Dearie you are to fill the form and submit it while they process your
application.now that i have clarified the air i should guess that we
can now be lovey-dovey again.
Your darling Michael Thomas esq.
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MARTHA:
Hi my pumpkin face,
It sounds like you’re starting to feel better and I’m so glad. Didn’t I
tell you about women attorneys? Didn’t I? They’re all devious and can’t
be trusted.
I must say Michael that her error caused quite a stir within me
emotionally. I lost sleep and tossed and turned all night worrying
about what that means to US…thinking I was being cheated and such.
I’m happy that all is now well between us and I know you’ll agree that
due to all of my mental anguish it’s only fair that my percentage be
doubled and increased to 40%. I’m sure you agree, don’t you
boopse-doopsy?
I tried to open the bank account today but could not find the kind of
account you instructed me to open. No problem however, my dumkouf
because I wrote them and asked for clarification (I’m not sure my email
went through to them but it’s enclosed below for you to gander). Let’s
get this show on the road and become rich!
Hug-hug, squeeze-squeeze, kiss-kiss, martha
Email I sent to Alpine Trust:
P.O.BOX A62 HARBOR CENTER NORTH CHURCH STREET GRAND CAYMAN. CAYMAN
ISLANDS
Dear Sir:
I would like to open a “NOW Checking account” with your institution. A
business associate and I will be making a rather LARGE deposit of
several million u.s. dollars. I didn’t see the “NOW Checking account” on
your list of account options, please advise.
Sincerely, Martha M. Stuartt
P.S. All business and correspondences must be kept in strict
confidence.
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MARTHA (AGAIN):
And how is my Sweet Pea today?
I am so happy. I just returned from two gorgeous days at the beach in
Santa Barbara with my youngest daughter. I had a facial and complete
body make over. I also got a quickie tummy tuck too. Everything was
delightful – wanta see a picture? I look like I’m back in my thirties
again…well, almost.
I don’t know what’s going on with Alpine Trust. I tried to send them
that email I showed you but it wouldn’t go through. I get a message
saying Error:/bad/no recipient. What does that mean? This computer
stuff is just beyond me Michael. Why don’t you figure it out for me and
tell me what account to open? I think that’s the best way to handle
this.
It’s nappy-wappy time for me now my cute little teddy bear and I must
run. I eagerly await your reply.
Kiss, kiss Martha