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Scamming the Scammer – Chapter 15

June 19, 2018 by Bill Brier Leave a Comment

MARTHA:

Hello my Dearest Jingle Bell,

It’s been too long since I’ve read and bathed in your kind, gentle

words. I just jetted back this morning from Montana and rushed to my

computer in hopes of reading a loving note from my dearest sweetheart.

Alas, no note.

You’re probably busy lining up another lucky person to participate in

your venture. Oh, Michael I would feel just awful it I did something to

create problems for you. Please say everything is alright and that

you’re not angry with me. If you were cross with me I don’t know what

I’d do. As Fay Wray said to King Kong, “nothing except a battle lost

can be half as melancholy as a battle won”.

Please Michael, let me know if there is anything I can do to help you

in any way. And above all, tell me you still care…more than even a

Happy Meal.

Jay Leno’s producer called my secretary yesterday and wants Kuma and me

to appear on his late night TV show. I just don’t know if I should go

on national TV. What’s your advice Michael. Oh, how I do count on your

wise words to guide me.

My eyes shall remain moist until I read your sweet words again.

-God bless the four of us, Martha

P.S. Kuma’s boo-boo on his head is much better.

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