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Scamming the Scammer – Chapter 17

June 26, 2018 by Bill Brier Leave a Comment

Oh, Michael, my darling sweetheart,

You have made me so happy. I was just walking out the door on my way to

Mojave to partake of the waters but I quickly checked my email and

there you were. Don’t worry your pretty little cerebral cortex about

the costs you’ve had to lay out…we’ll take care of that I promise.

 

Oil it is! I’m canceling by Venezuela oil deal because I’d rather do a

joint venture with you – besides, your setup is even better. That’s

incredible that you have contact with a diplomat in the Nigerian

embassy. That is perfect my pudden nose. He’s exactly who we need to

implement a fantastic plan. (For security reasons let’s code name our

enterprise “XX”). Believe me my lolly-pop we are going to make an

incredible amount of money.

 

The fact that you have a cousin who’s a diplomat in Nigeria is absolutely remarkable.

Things could not be better (for security reasons let’s code name your cousin “Kimbuwee”).

Call Kimbuwee immediately and see if he’s able to make contact with a

guy named Alhaji Dokubo Asair. He’s a warlord in the oil city of PORT

HARCOURT and we will need to pay him off. Our plan is to rent an oil

tanker from U-Haul, sneak in during the dead of night, and fill it up

with off-shore oil. (Rent for one of those boats the size of a lake

will cost more than a million dollars!) We’ll pay off Asair who will

protect us with his automatic weapons and rocket launchers against the

likes of evil mercenaries hired by Royal Dutch/Shell. We may have to

pay off a few government officials too. Kimbuwee should check that out.

We’re going to snatch a few million barrels of oil right under their

noses and make a ton of money. Have Kimbuwee contact Asair and find out

how much money he’ll require for the protection we’ll need. Meanwhile

I’ll contact my man (code named “Daffy Duck”) in Hong Kong to get

things going with the tanker and other necessities.

 

Michael, my honey pot, we’ll be in the oil export business as fast as

you can say XX. I must run my dear, George has been waiting for me in

the car. I must remember to tell you about finding the dead dog napper

next time. Also, you never said whether or not I should go on the Jay

Leno show with Kuma. Maybe it’s too much exposure at this time???

Bye my rich partner and lover (I hope).

-Kiss, kiss – hugzies, hugzies, Martha

NEXT:  Martha continues to line up her ducks for the big sting.

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