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Scamming the Scammer – Chapter 20

July 7, 2018 by Bill Brier Leave a Comment

MARTHA:

My Sweetest of Hearts Sugar Plum,

You can’t imagine how happy I was to receive your wonderful sweet

words. I was worried that maybe you had fallen ill – or worse – found

another woman. Reading the word “darling” that you wrote made me weep

like Paul Hamm missing a vault because it tells me how much you still

care for me.

I immediately sent word of your fantastic proposal to Daffy Duck in

Hong Kong but I don’t know if we’re too late or not. He may have

already made other arrangements…let’s keep our fingers crossed and

pray hard. I’ll hear back from him very soon, I know. The fact that

Asair will actually deliver the oil out to the tanker is a huge

advantage! We won’t have to shell out the cost of hiring frog men and

dolphins that we were figuring on needing.

Kimbuwee negotiated a fantastic price. Your cousin is obviously a

skilled negotiator…just like you my little dillie-do-do. (Daffy Duck

was expecting to pay much more than $70,000 so I told him it was

$80,000 just to give you a bonus because you are so smart and I care

for you SOOOOOOOOO much Kiss-kiss.

Let’s get prepared in case our project XX is still a go. Hong Kong will

want to know how many men Asair will have and what kind of weapons

he’ll be using. Find out right away.

On another topic my sweet fantasy lover, did I tell you they caught

Kuma’s dog napper and he was dead? It seems there was some foul play

involved but I can’t say anything more right now…later my love. My

heart aches for you my darling. Write back soon with the news from

Kimbuwee. Give Max a squirt on the leg from Kuma.

God Bless the oil business, Martha

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