MARTHA:
My Sweetest of Hearts Sugar Plum,
You can’t imagine how happy I was to receive your wonderful sweet
words. I was worried that maybe you had fallen ill – or worse – found
another woman. Reading the word “darling” that you wrote made me weep
like Paul Hamm missing a vault because it tells me how much you still
care for me.
I immediately sent word of your fantastic proposal to Daffy Duck in
Hong Kong but I don’t know if we’re too late or not. He may have
already made other arrangements…let’s keep our fingers crossed and
pray hard. I’ll hear back from him very soon, I know. The fact that
Asair will actually deliver the oil out to the tanker is a huge
advantage! We won’t have to shell out the cost of hiring frog men and
dolphins that we were figuring on needing.
Kimbuwee negotiated a fantastic price. Your cousin is obviously a
skilled negotiator…just like you my little dillie-do-do. (Daffy Duck
was expecting to pay much more than $70,000 so I told him it was
$80,000 just to give you a bonus because you are so smart and I care
for you SOOOOOOOOO much Kiss-kiss.
Let’s get prepared in case our project XX is still a go. Hong Kong will
want to know how many men Asair will have and what kind of weapons
he’ll be using. Find out right away.
On another topic my sweet fantasy lover, did I tell you they caught
Kuma’s dog napper and he was dead? It seems there was some foul play
involved but I can’t say anything more right now…later my love. My
heart aches for you my darling. Write back soon with the news from
Kimbuwee. Give Max a squirt on the leg from Kuma.
God Bless the oil business, Martha