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Scamming the Scammer – Chapter 21

July 11, 2018 by Bill Brier Leave a Comment

MICHAEL:

Hello my darling Martha,

i haven’t heard back from you,whats going on?please let me know if you

are still intrested in the oil business so i know if i am to still keep

the boys on hold.

your darling Michael Thomas esq.

—————–

MARTHA:

Ooh Michael,

I’m soooooo disappointed my cheery cheeked dumpling. Daffy Duck said

that he hired two people to actually go to Algeria and meet up with a

guy who would take them to meet with Warlord Asair. He said he lost his

patience with our dawdling and needed to get project XX moving fast and

we let him down by not delivering. (He’s a hard ass, big cajones

business man).

Don’t worry my dear I’ve got other ideas on how we can make money and

have fun together. Here’s something you might be able to help out on,

what with all your banking connections. We’re calling it project

“Tickled Pink”.

My late husbands partner, Bobby Speck (remember, the friend with the

jet?) has a plan to buy cotton futures in Uzbekistan. Inflation is over

40% and with the right futures swap we could stand to make a great deal

of money. Since Sherman sacked Atlanta the supply of cotton from the

south has gone south (I know, it’s confusing) and the US has been

crying for a good cheap source ever since. After the USSR break up,

Uzbekistan has become an untapped cotton mine just waiting to get

picked by smart operators like Kenny Lay, Michael Milken and ourselves.

Remember what I said, it takes money to make money? Well, the

difficulty is that we’re stuck like Bambi in the tar pits because we

have been unable to locate a Uzbekistan national who speaks either

Uzbek or Tojik (speaking Russian won’t help). This person would

actually have to travel to Uzbekistan and set up the proper account.

(Of course it would be convenient to simply find someone in Uzbekistan

to do this but nobody, but nobody knows anybody living in Uzbekistan

with an education…Uzbekistanes are all ignorant, stupid and lack

uppers).

We would pay a substantial finders fee to someone who could find such a

person. If it’s you, naturally we’ll pay top dollar…say ten to twenty

thousand dollars. (If he also speaks Farse we’ll pay even more). Click

your ruby slippers and lead the way my prince charming.

If we do this deal perhaps we could take a vacation trip Uzbekistan and

also visit Kazakhstan too. It would be a marvelous vacation. I’ve got

to run my Frozen Yogurt…off to my Twiddle-E-Dee class. Please don’t

wait so long to write cream puff. I love reading your every word.

Love and kisses, Martha

 

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