Hi my big boy,
It turns out that Daffy Duck did a daffy thing by hiring amateurs to do
the work of professionals. Last week he sent two men into Nigeria to
meet up with a man who was going to take them to the warlord Asair. It
seems the two guys went into the country without visas (with $20,000 of
MY money) because they were told they would not need them. The Nigerian
guy took the $20,000 cash and is demanding $20,000 more to pay off
officials to get them out of the country. This is much like Louis
Miller who disappeared after drawing out all his hard earned cash. And
now, Mac-heath spends like a sailo – did our boy do something rash?
Needless to say, project XX has hit the dust unless you can salvage it
from the ruins. Please, please see if Kimbuwee can still make the deal
with Asair and if so I will love you even more. You will be my hero and
save Daffy Duck from great embarrassment. Let us know where to send the
$35,000…oops, (I almost forgot your bonus) I mean the $40,000. Also,
it’s important that you send along a photo of Port Harcourt the capitan
insists on it.
Please, please butter-cup, you must return my emails in a more prompt
fashion and be sure to answer my questions. This is business and we
must be serious and tend to details if we are to become rich(er). Also
project Tickled Pink is still a go so don’t goof off – get hopp’n.
As a reminder my tushie patting love, it’s okay to whisper sweet
nothings to a girl every now and then.
God be with us in gaining riches, Martha.
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