MARTHA:
Hello Twinkle Toes,
We’ll meet beyond the sea and never again I’ll go sailing…but, I am
catching the red-eye tonight to Hong Kong to meet with Daffy Duck. He’s
called an urgent meeting and I had to get an emergency passport to make
the trip. Will return Sunday or Monday.
You’ve got to get the lead out my darl’in. Let’s get a move on. I’ve
put two wonderful money making ventures on the table and you respond
with silence. Please don’t free-load on me…you’ve got to earn your
keep my sweet lips. I’m starting to wonder if you are the man I was
thinking you were. We’re in the big leagues buster brown so let’s get
rolling.
Kuma sends a kiss, Martha
MARTHA:
Hello my forgotten lover,
My poor baby, you must have a fever…a brain tumor perhaps? An early
case of Alzheimer’s? Maybe you won the lottery and have more money than
you need. I don’t know. You might forget about love; you might even
forget about me, but nobody, but nobody forgets about an opportunity
given them to make hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Michael, you are a very strange person to not even want to be
recompensed for the costs you incurred due to my backing out of your
original offer. Remember I said that I would pay you whatever costs you
incurred with lawyers, etc.?
I hope I have done nothing to cause you to not care for me anymore
because if so, I would feel devastated…particularly with all that’s
going on around here lately with the dog napper murder. I so had
fantasy’s of our meeting for the first time. Oh, the passion we could
have had.
If our relationship is over please write and give me the sad, very sad
news for I can’t go on like this not knowing. In any event, if you
don’t want to participate in project “XX” or “Tickled Pink” and prefer
to simply get paid for past expenses that’s okay. Just let me know how
much I am to pay and where to to send it.
I love you my dear.
-Always, Martha
P.S. If you write back remind me to tell you what happened to the two
guys who went to Nigeria. What a disaster!