Oh, Michael, my darling sweetheart,

You have made me so happy. I was just walking out the door on my way to

Mojave to partake of the waters but I quickly checked my email and

there you were. Don’t worry your pretty little cerebral cortex about

the costs you’ve had to lay out…we’ll take care of that I promise.

 

Oil it is! I’m canceling by Venezuela oil deal because I’d rather do a

joint venture with you – besides, your setup is even better. That’s

incredible that you have contact with a diplomat in the Nigerian

MARTHA:

Hello my sweet Darling,

Why haven’t I heard from you my Nutrasweet? Please tell me what’s

troubling my little twinkle-toes. If you’re having difficulty finding

someone to take my place and earn the the 2.64 million I could

certainly help you out by finding someone.

I was so hoping that we could join in a venture together. With your

banking experience and my capital we could make some very big bucks

together. It would be so much fun and I’ll bet I could make a

MARTHA:

Hello my Dearest Jingle Bell,

It’s been too long since I’ve read and bathed in your kind, gentle

words. I just jetted back this morning from Montana and rushed to my

computer in hopes of reading a loving note from my dearest sweetheart.

Alas, no note.

You’re probably busy lining up another lucky person to participate in

your venture. Oh, Michael I would feel just awful it I did something to

create problems for you. Please say everything is alright and that

you’re not angry with me. If you were cross with me I don’t know what

MARTHA:

Hello my dearest, sweetest, kindest, most sensitive man.

I’m so glad all this drama is behind me now so that I can focus more of
my unbounded energy into us. Before I forget, click on the attachment
and see that Kuma and I really did get our pictures in the paper (Isn’t
he handsome?).

Now I have to fend off autograph seekers by stationing George out on
the front porch with a shotgun across his lap (Think Clint Eastwood,
“one more step and you’ll make my day”). In the yard is a sign reading
“Private Property Please Stay Away. Kuma is Resting”.

MICHAEL:

Hello my darling Martha,

My heart jumps with joy to know that Kuma is back.Don’t woryy the

police will keep track of the evil doer.

My Darling we have to get into business now as i well informed you

that time is no longer on our side. Have you opened the account .if so

why have you not given me the details my love?we have to get this done

before the end of next week as auditor will so creep into our bank for

annual audit.please do so ASAP.

MICHAEL:

Hello my darling Martha,

What a sad story to hear that Kuma is missing.Kuma didn’t definetely go
too far i guess he must be around the neighborhood so i still strongly
suggest that you still put George with your car out on the street with
the big sign on top.

Still try to retain the services Jim Neighbor,the sound man to still
hook up the three foot Boise speakers on top of the car with Paul
Robeson to still alert people in the neighborhood to search their yards
and under their beds for Kuma.

MICHAEL:

Hello my darling honey Martha,

how was your night my love?Mine was wonderful because i dreamt we went
to the Bahamas to have a swell time and you came along with Kuma and i
also came with my little Max.

Because you already have a special place in my heart,i will increase
your percentage to 30% which is okay for you because i have all lot of
expences i have to settle which i will do when we are true with the
business.The attorney fees and filling fees will be paid when this
trasnsaction is over.

MICHAEL:

Hello my dearest Martha,
i am in reciept of your mail and i will want you to follow my
instructions carefully to enable you fill the form required in setting
up the account needed for us to effect the transfer.

when you punch www.alptrust.com,you will see the home page.you will now
have to click on “opening instant account”,you will see account opening
form.you will have to fill the form as it is there and when you get to
type of account you want to open,leave it as you see it.when this is
done you can now go ahead to submit the form.

MICHAEL:

Hello my smashing beauty,

i really did like to taste your Amadillo soup it did be a wonderful

idea i should guess.i will now start looking forward to having a taste

of your lovely soup.

Talking about your percentage,you guessed right.It was the female

attorney i hired that calculated the figures wrongly and i was never

aware that there was a short fall in you percentage.i sincerly

apologize for that mistake,it wasn’t my fault.

i decided to use alpine trust because is of the same telex type as my

MARTHA:

Oh Michael I’m so excited about our venture (or should I say

adventure?) together. Having our little secret makes my toes-es tingle

with excitement…such as with terminal frostbite.

Just in case you’re up to the trip to Reykjavik I’ve booked a suite in

the Esja Hotel for the weekend. We’ll dine in the famous Frigate Gullet

restaurant where the waiters wear plastic Viking hats. We’ll feast on

barbecued suckling pig (you get to eat the apple) and spitted mountain

lamb, washed down with what’s called Viking’s blood (cognac and urine